How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Nonsmoking?

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Try our Sundays.  They are better than Baskin-Robbins.

Searching for a new look?  Have your faith lifted here!

When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays."   The church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

Have trouble sleeping?  We have sermons -- come hear one!

God so loved the world that he did not send a committee.

Come in and pray today.  Beat the Christmas rush!

Sign broken.  Message inside this Sunday.

Come work for the Lord.  The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire
insurance soon.